calum's kid: daddy read me a bedtime story
calum: onece a pon a time There was a turtle how lived in side a big big Cave

bootical:

5sosmichael:

*shots fired*

I’m falling more and more in love with the sassy ashton irwin each day

x

hellaclemmo:

Can there be a 5sos award show where the hosts, presenters, and nominees are 5sos and it’s literally just congratulating 5sos on all their talent and their faces and their personalities and their accomplishments for two hours

more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

tuitionfees:

just changed to a SUPER scary url for October!!

thatfunnyblog:

people who interrupt me when i speak

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falloutwomen:

I’m 91% pop and 91% punk, which makes me 182% pop-punk.

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

person: you're really pretty
me: are you making fun of me

vogelbird:

THINGS I LIKE

  • when people use my name in conversation
  • when people say “this reminded me of you!”
  • when people remember little things i say/do
  • when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
  • when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look

fall-out-boy:

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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